Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity
The title "dollar tree diy" made me think this was a diy tutorial type video and not a sculptural masterpiece
theyre going to put a fucking band on me
the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band
i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band
girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists' data
someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band
youre fucking up my statistics
know what else is being fucked?
shut
AAGH AAGH AAGH
i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself
btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)
